AH BENG & ALI

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and > >
one of them said > > to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver
is > > really stupid. If you don't > > believe me I'll show you." He called his driver Ah > > Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, > > here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy > > me a Mercedes". > > > > To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away,Sir!" > > and rushed off to > > the Showroom. > > > > The rich man then turned to his friend and said, > > "See, I told you he was > > stupid." > > > > The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want > > to see stupid, I will > > show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali. > > "Ali, go home now and > > check to see if I'm at home. " > > > > To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and > > ran home. > > > > "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough > > brains to know that > > I cannot be at home if I am here." > > > > Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng > > said to Ali, "Eh, you > > know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and > > asked me to go to > > the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't > > he know that today > > is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!" > > > > Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss > > lagi worse, he asked > > me to go home to check if he is at home... He got > > handphone what, can > > just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!" > > > >

-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > CAR > > > > Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, > > forgetting to remove > > the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the > > mistake, Beng asked, > > 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.' 'No, > > that won't work' > > answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to > > break in.' Then Beng suggested, > > 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the > > rubber, then stick a finger > > in and pull up the lock?' 'No,' said Seng. 'People > > will think we're too dumb > > not to use a coat hanger.' > > > > The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of > > something fast. > > It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!' > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > PIZZA > > > > Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he > > should cut it > > in six or twelve pieces > > > > "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." > > >---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > DEAD BIRD > > > > "Oh, look at the dead bird." > > Ah Beng looked skyward and said "Where, Where got? > >