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MAKRAB KMBVD 2009

Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:19 am by Elvilina

Teman - teman KMBVD akan mengadakan MALAM KEAKRABAN:
Tgl 14-17 Agustus 2009 ( 4 hr, 3 mlm )
Di Villa Azelea,Puncak
Acara ad fireworks,BBQ, Api Unggun di tempat yg enak n satu keuntungan bagi yg …

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Malam Kesenian + Charity Night bY KMB Dhammavaddhana..

Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:14 pm by kRistLe

tmenNn2, dtg eN ajak tmen2nyahh yG bnyx yawhHhh k acr Malam ksenian + Charity Night KMBD Binus :
"Express Our Spirit of Dhamma Through Art, Culture, n' Education"
Sabtu 13 Juni 09
17.00 …

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Perayaan Waisak KMB VD

Tue May 19, 2009 9:14 am by Elvilina

Teman - teman KMB VD mengundang untuk menghadiri perayaan waisak yang diadakan oleh KMB VD pada:
Tanggal: Minggu 24 ei '09
Waktu : Pukul 15.00-selesai
Tempat : Vihara Amurva Bhumi
JL. …

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    A Man and A Woman

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    Tin Dewi
    Duke/Duchess
    Duke/Duchess

    Female
    Jumlah posting : 321
    Age : 30
    Lokasi : Jakarta
    Nama KMB - Universitas : Viriya Dharma-UAJ
    Fakultas/Jurusan - Angkatan : Psikologi-2005
    Registration date : 20.08.08

    A Man and A Woman

    Post  Tin Dewi on Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:15 am

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

    SHOPPING MATH
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    HAPPINESS
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men do,but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    INCLINATION TO CHANGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me, "You're next."
    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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