minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he
was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a
note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10
times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR
When he returned, he found a citation from a police
officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If
I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO
pissssssssss! !!!!!!!!! !!!