Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile no.has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 . Now it is 6610"