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Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:19 am by Elvilina

Teman - teman KMBVD akan mengadakan MALAM KEAKRABAN:
Tgl 14-17 Agustus 2009 ( 4 hr, 3 mlm )
Di Villa Azelea,Puncak
Acara ad fireworks,BBQ, Api Unggun di tempat yg enak n satu keuntungan bagi yg …

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Malam Kesenian + Charity Night bY KMB Dhammavaddhana..

Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:14 pm by kRistLe

tmenNn2, dtg eN ajak tmen2nyahh yG bnyx yawhHhh k acr Malam ksenian + Charity Night KMBD Binus :
"Express Our Spirit of Dhamma Through Art, Culture, n' Education"
Sabtu 13 Juni 09
17.00 …

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Perayaan Waisak KMB VD

Tue May 19, 2009 9:14 am by Elvilina

Teman - teman KMB VD mengundang untuk menghadiri perayaan waisak yang diadakan oleh KMB VD pada:
Tanggal: Minggu 24 ei '09
Waktu : Pukul 15.00-selesai
Tempat : Vihara Amurva Bhumi
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    Post  William on Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:37 am

    BOY : May I hold your hand?
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??

    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

    1) Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
    Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.

    2) Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
    Pupil : 'The moon'.
    Teacher : 'Why?'
    Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

    3) Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
    Pupil : 'A teacher'.

    4) Waiter : 'Would you like your coffee black?'
    Customer : 'What other colors do you have?'

    5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

    6) Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
    Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
    Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
    Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
    Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
    Sam : 'She's a woman'.

    7) Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
    David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.

    Cool Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
    Student : 'Brotherly love'.

    9) Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
    Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.

    10) Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
    Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.

    11) Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? '
    One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

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