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MAKRAB KMBVD 2009

Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:19 am by Elvilina

Teman - teman KMBVD akan mengadakan MALAM KEAKRABAN:
Tgl 14-17 Agustus 2009 ( 4 hr, 3 mlm )
Di Villa Azelea,Puncak
Acara ad fireworks,BBQ, Api Unggun di tempat yg enak n satu keuntungan bagi yg …

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Malam Kesenian + Charity Night bY KMB Dhammavaddhana..

Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:14 pm by kRistLe

tmenNn2, dtg eN ajak tmen2nyahh yG bnyx yawhHhh k acr Malam ksenian + Charity Night KMBD Binus :
"Express Our Spirit of Dhamma Through Art, Culture, n' Education"
Sabtu 13 Juni 09
17.00 …

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Perayaan Waisak KMB VD

Tue May 19, 2009 9:14 am by Elvilina

Teman - teman KMB VD mengundang untuk menghadiri perayaan waisak yang diadakan oleh KMB VD pada:
Tanggal: Minggu 24 ei '09
Waktu : Pukul 15.00-selesai
Tempat : Vihara Amurva Bhumi
JL. …

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    Conversation between a wife and her husband who is a software

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    yunita
    Count/Countess
    Count/Countess

    Female
    Jumlah posting : 95
    Age : 29
    Lokasi : kalideres
    Nama KMB - Universitas : Atma jaya
    Fakultas/Jurusan - Angkatan : Fkip bhs inggris
    Registration date : 17.10.08

    Conversation between a wife and her husband who is a software

    Post  yunita on Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:23 pm

    lol!
    Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now
    logged in."
    Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
    Husband : Bad command or filename.
    Wife : But I told you in the morning !
    Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?
    Wife : What about my new TV ?
    Husband : Variable not found ...
    Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
    shopping.
    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied...
    Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you
    just being funny?
    Husband : Too many parameters...
    Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband : Data type mismatch.
    Wife : You are useless.
    Husband : It's by Default.
    Wife : What about your Salary ?
    Husband : File in use ... Try later.
    Wife : What is my value in the family ?
    Husband : Unknown Virus

    MORAL:
    Beware (think twice) before getting married to an IT programmer!!!!
    lol!

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